Saturday, August 20, 2011

Small Wonders

Unfortunately, this summer has been ultra rainy. There were floods, mudslides, a awe-inspiring mountain bike wreck because of mud-puddle involving yours truly. Still, I got lots of bug pics.

I was trying to explain this fascination of the macro to Kat (Kat has no particular like of dislike of the photos; she's just glad I have something that keeps me busy and gets me out of the house).

The small wildernesses that are all around us are truly amazing. The other day I spent an hour searching through a patch of weeds taking pics of all the various bugs. In this 1 meter x 1 meter section, I found 4 different species of spiders, a walking stick, numerous grasshoppers, a couple of moths, a caterpillar, a mantis, and beer can (can not supplied by me). I just think it is funny how many people are amazed by the larger fauna, but there is a whole life and death struggle played out on an epic scale beneath our ourselves, and often under our feet. I find it astounding that so much variance can lie in such a small area and I am also supremely grateful-- grateful that I am human that can take pictures of it all, rather than a bug that has to participate.



Monday, August 01, 2011









You gotta love those crazy NKers and how they pursue peace.

Sunday, July 03, 2011

R.I.P.

Remember way back to, oh, 2007, when giant iPods Roamed the earth and blogs were all the thing. Nowadays, how is the lowly blog  supposed to compete with the juggernaut that is Facebook or the speed of the quipy tweets on Twitter? You may say, "No, the blog is not dead!" but I have some specimens of bloggus extinctus for your perusal:

Yes, Kat is Alive (are we sure?)
Late JC (The name fits.)
Mowin Owen

T'is to be understood. I let "Things I Learned Today" fall into a vegetative, comma like state (apparently I'm not learning much anymore). I should be kind and pull the plug, but I can't.

Yes, its sad to watch good blogs die, but that's part of the process; the process of birth, death, followed by the enviable joining of Facebook. At least there are still some absolutes.

Bee and Aster


Bee and Aster
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
One of my better bee pics.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Predator and Prey


Predator and Prey
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Spring is here and that means another season of icky / cool bug pics (depending on what your preferences are). This is one of my favs. While hiking, I noticed this earwig and snapped a few shots. It wasn't until I got back home and looked at the photo on the computer that noticed the thing eating the earwig. I think it's a spider, but it could be a mutant leaf, or I don't know what. All I do know is its damn cool, unless you're an earwig.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Nallie vs. the Swiffer


Nallie vs. the Swiffer a video by karmking1111 on Flickr.

Here's Nalli confronted by her mortal enemy, the swiffer. I don't know why she has such a hatred of this thing. She'll be a asleep in the other room, and once I start pushing the swiffer around, she'll bound out to defend her territory. It does make me feel more secure though to know there's an attack cat on the prowl to take out any errant cleaning ladies that might threaten to break in and tidy our place up.

Spring Giveth and Taketh Away

Below are pics of the cherry trees outside my office window. Damn things are distracting. I find myself wasting precious planning time, just staring out the window at them. Then again, I can't really blame the trees (dust flitting through the room distracts me these days). Only problem with these trees is they are the ornamental variety. They don't produce any fruit. Consider them the prissy supermodels of the cherry tree family. Great to look at, but when it comes to hard work, they can't be bothered. (Sorry if I offended any super models, but then again I'd be surprised and honored if any read this blog.)











Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Salida Ninja


Salida Ninja a video by karmking1111 on Flickr.

When Kat and I boarded this ferry, I was a little upset that she chose the seat right next to a 3 year old. I was afraid that I'd get no rest on the boat ride, and I was right. Eventually this impish creature, named Salida, was eating our snacks, playing with my camera, and sitting in our laps. She was awesome.
This is a small, shaky, clip of Kat and Salida sharing some quality time over the book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (a wonderful book by the way).

Monday, April 18, 2011

There's Discourse for Ya'

The other day, I was at a local watering-hole with some co-workers and my Korean tutor. We were talking about the word "discourse"; its derivation, and how it has become the fancy new term that academics like to use (It means the same as "talkin".) My Korean tutor, who speaks quite good English, looked a little confused and said, "What is discourse? Is that to stop having sex?" I was a little confused myself until I realized that he thought discourse might be the opposite of intercourse. That made my day. For one, I could just picture  someone saying, "Ahhhh, I've got a cramp! Discourse honey! Discourse!" And two, it's nice to see that my tutor makes some of the same mistakes in English as I make in Korean. We're all learning.

Fat and Die


Fat and Die
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Photo taken at my local gym. That's brutal honesty for you.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Waterdrop


Waterdrop
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Took this a little while ago, but it's one of my favs. Thought I'd share it.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Love of Strangers

Sometimes I love this country. Yesterday, I walked into my local grocery store. Upon entering, one enthusiastic employee smiled and said, "Strawberry!" I believe he was trying to draw my attention to the strawberries they had on sale, but it sounded like he was calling me a pet name. Without thinking, I replied "Sugar Plum!" He smiled a confused smile (he had no idea what I said) and we both laughed. The randomness of this life never ceases to amaze me.

Ghosts Under the Bridge


Ghosts Under the Bridge
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
I recently purchased an iPod touch (4th gen). One thing I was super excited for was the camera. No longer do I need to lug around my oversize Canon. Actually I got a bit ahead of myself because the camera on the iPod sucks. I downloaded a processing app. that helps me to take funky pics like the one pictured here, but something tells me I probably won't be winning any awards with my fantastic iPod pics. (Other than the camera, I'm madly in love with the thing).

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Little Arachnid


Little Arachnid
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
One of my best macros yet. Still, I have a lot to learn from some people at this group: http://www.flickr.com/groups/allaboutinsects/pool/

Monday, November 29, 2010

Christmas Nallie


Christmas Nallie
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Here's Nallie, a little depressed about the size of her present. Whatever the must-have Christmas gift is this year, this isn't it. That's okay. She has two of the best humans in the world. We feed her, love her, and give her way to much attention. Try putting that in a box.

(She's not really sad. She was actually batting this Christmas tree ornament all around the house and I caught her in pre-strike mode.)
Language Lessons

I've been studying Korean a lot as of late. A while ago I realized that I will never be fluent, yea, even proficient in Korean. That has taken the pressure off and now practicing and speaking Korean has just become fun. My tutor and I meet every Tuesday and Friday at the Krispy Kreme. (I heard these places went out of business in the states but are still going strong in Korea, go figure.) Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be heard speaking Korean in my broken, American accent. There will be a few people in the KK, pretending to read their newspapers but I know they are listening to me say the equivalent of: "Does this restaurant serve delicious soup?" or, "This is my friend Yuki. She is from Japan." Still, I think my odd bantering with my tutor about the current unit in our textbook must be enduring to the Koreans. I imagine that the other Krispy Kreme patrons are secretly rooting for me and my battle with their language, instead of wonder what the-hell-language it is that I'm trying to speak. That was until this last lesson.

This last lesson was about going to the doctor. I read the first line of the practice dialog where the doctor asks the patient what his symptoms are. The patient then responds that he has a stomach ache and that "diarrhea is coming out" (that's how it translates directly into English). At this I started to snicker, and my tutor asked what was the matter. I just said it was funny, how in English we are rarely so direct with descriptions of our symptoms, but Koreans tend to put all their cards on the table. Now sometimes my tutor gets a little wound up and boisterous. He saw nothing wrong with telling the doctor about this problem and educated me as to all the ways I say this in Korean. To a Krispy Kreme patron, I can only imagine what this mix of Korean and English sounded like. (Just to let you know, Koreans think all English sounds like "sha-la sha-la sha-la"):

My Tutor: sha-la sha-la sha-la "diarrhea coming out" sha-la sha-la sha-la "I have diarrhea" sha-la sha-la sha-la "I have bad dirrhea" sha-la sha-la sha-la sha-la sha-la sha-la "diarrhea" sha-la sha-la sha-la "I have a stomachache and bad diarrhea" sha-la sha-la sha-la "Bad diarrhea has come out since last night."

At the end of this rant I was aghast, but laughing pretty hard as well. My tutor was still confused as to why I was laughing and just moved on to the next line in the dialog. I wonder what the KK customers thought. To see this Korean guy sternly lecturing this foreigner about diarrhea; I wonder if they found anything odd about it. I wonder if they thought our topic of conversation was strange and humorous, or just gross. Maybe, on the inside, somebody was laughing as hard as I was at the absurdity of it all. But honestly, I think most people (more mature than I) just saw we were having a language lesson on stomach problems and went on their way in this big city of millions of people.

Monday, November 08, 2010

Once Upon a Time and Now
Once upon a time, in a small village named Suji, lived a young waygooken (me). This waygooken loved to ride his steed (bike) through a beautiful and exotic land (Korea). He loved to see the mountains, streams, temples, and how the country folk lived. However, one day, the young waygooken rode into the country-side to see a disturbing site. The Korean dwellings that reminded him so much of the dwellings in his native land (houses) were broken into and ransacked. Many dwellings, schools, and restaurants were vandalized with windows smashed, items strewn about, and walls torn down. The young waygooken was confused. Who could have created such destruction and chaos? Mercenaries? Zombies? Northern Barbarian Invaders? Time passed and the young waygooken left the village of Suji never to know the answer.



Then, years later, the waygooken returned on a new steed (I bought a new bike). He came back to reminisce and to learn what had transpired on the once bountiful hills of Suji. As the waygooken pedaled out to where there were once family dwellings and rice fields, he saw what foul beast had truly ransacked the countryside. Land Developers!!. The waygooken clenched his fists and cried out with emotion, but mostly pain, for as he gazed upon the newly constructed apartment frames, he hit a pothole and flew off his bike. Land Developers!!

(Really, nothing against land developers. I just road back to Suji to see what ever happened to all those trashed houses and restaurants I saw a few years ago. Funny thing about Korea, they don't just build one building at a time. They build whole cities at a time. Kind of interesting to watch, but I admit, my countryside and rice fields are missed. Archives here.)

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Introducing Nallie


Introducing Nallie
Originally uploaded by karmking1111
This is Nallie, the new member of the family. She's a rescue kitten from the hard streets of Seoul.

About a month ago, Seoul got pummeled by a category one typhoon. Somehow, Nallie got caught up in this and ended up in a storm drain. Arnold, a kind hearted English teacher, rescued her and then posted on Craigslist that he had a cat that needed a home. Kat (true to her namesake) felt that we could help and arranged a get-together.

Now I told Kat that I wanted to wait a bit (I've been telling her that for the last 3 years). My mom and sister were coming to Korea and I didn't want a kitten to complicate things.

However, when Kat took one look at this poor, malnourished kitten, I new exactly what was going to happen. See, Kat is a sucker for emaciated runts that can't take care of themselves. She likes fixer-upers (she married me).

So that night, tucked in Kat's purse, we took the cat on the bus and brought her home. We went to vet to find out she many issues. None too serious, but still, a host of things that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy: malnutrition, ear mites, skin fungus, and an infected airsack in her butt. That last thing was pretty gross. I mean the cat's butt is already my least favorite part of the cat, but especially so in Nallie's case. (Sorry Nallie. I probably shouldn't put your private medical history out there for everyone to see. She'll probably read this a few year in future and be mortified by what I shared.)

So, for the last few weeks, we've been cramming pills down her throat, shooting powder into her ears, and dosing her food with ill tasting medicine. To her credit, Nallie takes it all in stride. Never a hiss or a complaint. She's turning into quite the pretty lady and Kat and I are quite glad to have her in our lives.

BTW- We named her Nallie because the verb (nallieda) in Korean means to be blown away. We figured it fit.

Monday, July 26, 2010

3 Week English Interment Camp

Tomorrow is the last day of camp. The last day of this long, long, long English camp. How long you ask? Everyday for the last three weeks, Saturdays and Sundays included. When this camp was first explained to me,--how the teachers would have to stay on campus, on a remote part of Incheon, and teach everyday for three weeks-- I questioned who would ever sign up for such an ordeal. Once it was explained to me how much money those teachers would receive, my hand shot up in the air to volunteer before my brain actually realized what I was doing.

So for the last three weeks I have been doing nothing but teaching, and the students have been doing nothing but learning. We're all a little burnt out by now but that's to be expected. This is a dry campus. At first this camp idea sounded like a farce to drag people to rehab. A secluded spot, where one must remain sober for three weeks? C'mon. Still, this self imposed drying out has taken it's tole on the students more than the teachers. In blog writing class, one student wrote: "We should drink a little beer, if not a lot." I find this to be very poetic. We also caught a few students drinking beer in one of the classrooms the other night. OK, they snuck some beers; I understand that, but why did they drink it in the classrooms? I guess they're bigger nerds than I thought.

For me, the biggest hang up has been the food. I've had rice with fish, fish with rice, rice with rice; rice with fish and spam; rice with fish and fake spam (and you thought regular spam was bad); fish with spam, spam and spam. All of this has taken it's tole on my system and I'm beginning to think that drinking Drano might not be a bad idea.

Still, I'm getting in shape. I've been playing badminton and basketball every night with the students. Terrible thing is I get schooled by them every night as well. I take 'um to school during the day and they take me to school at night.

For the most part though, the camp has been great. The students are eager and they ask a lot of questions. In our debate class, one group was arguing about which superhero would win on a blind date (okay, it's not the most serious topic). One student tried to explain that Batman has a variety of vehicles so he could take his date wherever she wanted to go. The student wrote: "Batman can ride his girl whenever he wants." I was proud to have caught and corrected that mistake before it made it to the final performance.

Yes, camp has been a learning experience for everyone. It's been exciting, fun, fulfilling, and rewarding. On this all the teachers agree, almost as much as we agree that it sure will be nice to get the hell out of here.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Young Buddhists


Young Buddhists
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Come to me students and I will teach you the mystical ways of English!