Saturday, April 17, 2010


Dearest Blog:

I am sorry for being so inattentive as of late. I may seem preoccupied as I sit down at the computer and ignore your subtle calls to update you. I know, I know; there is so much to write, so much to catch up on. The trip to Vietnam, the temples of Cambodia, the drunken Vietnamese security guard that pulled me around by my man-purse--yes these are stories that beckon telling, but, to tell the truth, there is another. I must admit it. I've been milling around and consorting with this site. Yes, she is terribly high maintenance, nonsensical, clumsy, and does the opposite of what I tell her. Yes, you blog are the more reasonable of the two sites, but I have come to really love/hate the other site. I will--I promise-- I will come back to you blog, but right now I have to explore my options with this other site. I hope you understand.

Kat, you have nothing to worry about.

Translation: I'm trying to make a ****ing website for my masters capstone project and it's eating up way too much time. By the time it's finished it will probably look different than the posted pic. The title is sure to change; "ESL Teaching and Learning" c'mon, I need something much flashier. Suggestions?

Monday, January 04, 2010

Can I Get a Vaccination for the Computer?

Even though I subscribe to the U.S. consulate's newsletter, I usually just delete it when it arrives in my inbox. However, one title caught my eye today:

"H1N1 Malware and Vaccination"

At first I thought that malware part had to be a typo, but then I read on:

"Fake H1N1 (Swine Flu) alerts lead to malware
Be on the alert for a new malware campaign that begins with an e-mail message offering information regarding the H1N1 vaccination."

Really. How ironic is that. You try and keep yourself from getting the flu, and instead the computer comes down with a virus. Go figure. The next part of the newsletter just gave information on where the vaccination was available for people, not for machines.

On a slightly related thought. I was listening to microbiologist Amy Cheng Vollmer on an extra geeky podcast. She had this to say about all the vaccination conspiracy theorists: "The only reason we are having this conversation is because most people have never seen a person with polio." I concur.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Jim Gaffigan - Holiday Traditions - Beyond the Pale

Merry Christmas all. Watch, relate, and enjoy.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Mmmm...Hazard Taste


Mmmm...Hazard Taste
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
I've run into a string of odd products, dumb advertisements, and some pretty messed up English as of late. This is especially distressing as I am an English teacher. I don't expect people to be perfect, but it seems that English here is getting worse.

I know that Korean advertisers are not concerned with the message they get across, just that they have something in English. Still, there are tons of foreigners over here. How hard is it to run a slogan or ad by one of us to see if it makes sense. Then again the results are entertaining. I now realize that should be adding more sincerity in the cup when I make coffee.

I Hate to Tell You, This is not Live Music

When you consider the amount of advertising we are subjected to on a daily basis, it is truly outstanding. Now I am not one of those advertisement conspiracy theorists who decries how marketing specialists prey upon the unwitting public. To me, advertisements are akin to mosquitoes; bothersome things that must be endured in life. But now it seems that the advertisers aren't even trying. Take this ad for Raison cigarettes.

The ad boasts "This is live music" as an young man cradles a pair of earphones to his chest. What? First, this is not live music. This is the farthest away from live music one can get. The dude doesn't even know how to wear the earphones. Second, how does this relate anyway to cigarettes. I know, when has tobacco advertising ever made an sense? An honest tobacco add would go something like, "Marborol lights--they kill you more slowly than regular cigarettes." Still, it feels like an ad team slapped together some random pictures and phrases, decided it looked good, and sent it out. It's the lack of effort I find insulting. It's the same as doing your homework the hour before class.

Raison cigarettes, if you want me to pick up an expensive lifelong habit that will slowly rob me of my own breath, you're going to have to try harder than that. Then again, this works for some people.

Normeat Anyone?


Normeat Anyone
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Some "food' out there is spectacularly scary. "Normeat" is downright terrifying--if not for its ingredients, then at least its size. Who buys these things besides apocalypse awaiting basement dwellers or the US army.

I'm a little bit curious who came up the name "Normeat" as well. I can only imagine the discussion between the company execs and the marketing people:
"How can we make this food byproduct seems less intimidating and more, well, you know...normal?"
"How about naming it Normeat. Normal + Meat."
"Why not? It worked for Spam."

(I'm assuming that Spam is Special + Ham)

Korean Candy Knows


Korean Candy Knows
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
I usually try not to get to political on this blog, but Kat and I found this Korean cookie that I feel speaks the truth. If find its advice to be fair and balanced.

Nature's Litter


Nature's Litter
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
One of the last pictures of fall. More to come next year.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Halloween


Halloween
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Halloween 2009--(from right to left) Kat as a cat, Lynn as the girl from lost in translation, me as a corrupt businessman, the creepy bartender as a creepy transvestite, and Jeff as the senior mop-bog-ee (an obscure Korean character).

I know what you're thinking--corrupt business man? Well Samsung had some major indictments against their CEO this year. Greasing the wheels of business with the lubricant that is cash is fairly standard practice here. Still--corrupt business man is a little lame; however, costume pickings are rather slim here. As the night wore on the costume disintegrated into used car salesman. A good Halloween was had by all.

The Money Gets The Ladies


The Money Gets The Ladies
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
and apparently Jeff too.

Halloween Peppers


Halloween Peppers
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
The Halloween peppers have become tradition now. We carve peppers for Halloween, eat chicken for Thanksgiving. You have to make do with what you have.

It's a Big World Out There


It's a Big World Out There
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Fall has fallen and winter will soon be on. The one thing I hate about winter is no more bug pics, unless there is a Korean snow beetle that I'm unaware of. It's getting close to hibernation time.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

The Neighborhood and the Neighbors

Here's a video from our apartment. The traffic (on the ground and in the sky) is a little crazy. Just watch it and you'll see what I mean.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Kick Up Some Dust and Watch It Settle

It's taken me awhile to find time to sit down and write this post. Now that the dust has settled from the wedding, the honeymoon, the move, and the transition to the new job; now that I have a bit more perspective and distance I can look back and say that Kat I had a freaking awesome wedding. I know, that's the adjective that everyone wants to describe their wedding: "freaking", but the whole thing was great. We rode up to the altar in a fancy car. We said our own vows. We put on the rings, said "I do," and that was it. Cut the cake, dance a little bit. The whole thing worked out great. And the best thing is that it's over. The wedding was fun, but it's a hassle to get everything together, to get everyone together, and get everything right. Once it's done you can finally take that deep breath and relax.

One thing I found interesting is that the reception is more for the guests than anything. The bride and groom are always getting shuttled everywhere to get pictures taken, to cut the cake, to do special dances, to throw things. Maybe the groom just wants to sit down for a second and drink a beer with friends and family. Did anyone ever think about that? Next time I have a wedding I'm going to schedule that in. Oh wait...

And that last part was a joke. Kat knows that (you know that don't you sweety?). It's been a month and a week of pure marriage bliss and we're still married.

Right after the wedding Kat and I went to Santa Barbara for some surfing. We decided to sign up for group lessons as neither of us is too skilled on a board. While I was in the water, waiting for a wave, I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I looked to where I spied the motion, and about 100 yards from me, a shark jumped completely out of the water. I saw the silhouette perfectly and I've watched enough shark week to recognize the big scary fish when I see it. It was medium sized (about five feet from head to tail) and far enough out that I didn't think much of it. I did tell the instructor who then told me to keep my big yap shut. He said it in a more polite fashion than that. He just didn't want the other surfers to get spooked. Fine by me.

I attempted to do some more surfing, was paddling back out, when three dorsal fins surfaced about ten feet in front of me. Since I saw a shark before, I thought I was done. I had two thoughts 1) Well, Kat had a short marriage, and 2) I didn't know sharks traveled in schools. Luckily, it was a school of dolphins, sent by Neptune to bless and protect me, at least that's what I chose to believe. A few minutes later, a seal popped up to check out all the funny looking people trying to surf. It was a sea safari out there. That night Kat and I ate sushi

After SB, we drove up to Salvang to ride bikes and drink wine, a fine combination. The combination of those two event is actually exhausting. It's not like we did any extreme biking. Rather, we just rode from one winery to the next but the combination of pedaling, drinking, and baking in the mid-day sun completely exhausted me. When we got back to the hotel I slept the sleep of a baby, a drunken, sunburnt baby.

I like wine tasting, but I always feel slightly out of my element when doing it. When I drink alcohol, I like to do it in a place that has at least one pool table, a sporting event on TV, and buffalo wings. Wineries are different sort of places. I know, these are not the local watering holes that I'm used to and the idea is to taste, not drink. Still, I'm often confused by the lingo and customs of the semi-professional wine tasters. The guy next to me usually says something like, "Its got an oaky finish with a hint of rosemary," and I'll say something like, "Ooo, it's sparkly." I love the mystique of wine and the romance of its production, but I have a palate more suited for hops rather than grapes. Still, that does mean that don't enjoy the learning process.

After all that, Kat and I went to L.A., back to Korea, moved our apartment and started our new jobs. There's some omitted details in that last sentence but that will have to wait for another post. I've had a glass or two of wine and I'm quite sleepy. Maybe Solvang did rub off on me.

I said in my wedding toast, the best gift that we received was to see all our friends and family together. The money and the presents were great (very great, give more if you feel like it), but Kat and I are in Korea for such long stretches that we rarely get to see small groups of friends and family together, let alone everyone in one spot. I want to thank everyone for making our wedding and the days leading up to it truly wonderful. I especially want to thank Kat, after all, she's the one with the courage and wrecklessness to marry a guy like me.

Cake Toppers


Cake Toppers
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
We've been in Korea long enough, we figured we could incorporate these into cake toppers.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Wedding Party


The Wedding Party
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Us and the supporting cast.

Groom and Best Man


Groom and Best Man
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Me and Jeff. Best friends since first grade.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Bouquet of Power


Bouquet
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Kat happily brandishes her bouquet at the mischievous spirits that threaten the wedding. Good job Kat--mischievous spirits dispersed.

Getting Ready


Getting Ready
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Here's Kat getting caught in my under-cover hypnotist's gaze:
"You will marry Nathan."
"I will marry Nathan."
"You will love him for the rest of his life."
"I will love him for the rest of my life."
"You will cook him breakfast for the rest of his life."
"I will cook him...what? Wait."

Excellent make-up was done by Amanda McCartney.

SLC Bee


SLC Bee
Originally uploaded by karmking1111.
Another bee. They are one of the easiest insects to photograph with the macro as they really don't care how close you get (To them, not the hive. The hive is a different story.).