All Over Again

With a new year in Korea comes a new batch of essays:

Yesterday I played with my turtle.
My turtle's name was Willy.
My hobby was playing with my Willy.
I always play with my Willy.
I love my Willy but I want some big animal.

Along with teaching English, my job description said I should also inform students about Western culture and customs. I think I should have a talk with this student about what to say and what not to say in the States.