I wrote the following awhile ago and never posted. Tip of the day: if you want to see more pics, click on an existing pic and it will take you to my flickr site. Korean crew, there's probably a pic of you on that site whether you like it or not.

Step Into the Past, If You Dare

I was reviewing my past posts recently. I've never thought that I've had a refined sense of humor. I like a good fart joke just as well at the next, but when I go through the topics I've written about, well I could have taken things more seriously. Here are some things I've written about in the past:

-The Advantages of Food Poisoning
-Kids Eating Crap (they misspelled crab)
-The Royal Outhouse
-Kids Discussing Horror Houses
-Lice Cream
-Kids Swearing
-The Boys Naming Themselves the Testicles
-Girls Telling Me They Have Testicles
-Toilet Man
-Breastworks
-Scott Getting Shot By Bidet
-Playing in the Mud-- that's dirty
-Receiving a Pair of Sand Boobs
-Scott Torturing Me By Knocking Me in the Nads.
-Korean Ass (donkey)
-Beer and Fireworks
-Making Kids Cry
-Salsa as Diarrhea
-Picking Up Chicks in Korean
-Porn Star Mustache
-Beer Bonging Out of a Snorkel

In an attempt to make this blog a little classier than it already is, I have posted the poem below. I've had it in my e-mail in box for awhile. I usually get rid of mass e-mails as soon as they pop up, but my grandma sent me this one and I've held on to it. It is my last attempt at contrived mushiness before I leave Korea.

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much
bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.

--Unknown


There, I can hardly believe I posted that. To compensate the other way again, below are pictures of us drinking beer, enjoying salsa and singing in an outhouse. Enjoy.